The Weekly Grind 2.24
It's been a while since I checked the mailbag...and as expected, I am swamped with inquiries about potentially humerous topics. So without further ado;
EA-If you have to put a "franchise tag" on any television character, who would it be and why? - Scooter - Philly, PA
Great question, well worded and well thought out...here is a quick top 5 list. I will assume that we are talking about all television personalities both reality and regular show based.
5 - Gotta go with Gob Bluth, possibly the funniest character in a sitcom since Heathcliff Huxtible. He's Will Ferrell-esque in that any scene he's in has the potential for laugh out loud comedy. Kind of like thos awful SNL skits where Fallon and Horatio crack up because Ferrell's wearing jean shorts. If Gob says COME ON! I start giggling like a school girl.
4 - Jeff Probst - What is this like the 23rd "Survivor" show over 12 years?The one consistent factor besides incredibly attractive people in little to no clothing, is JP...he is like a mix of Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, he is an arrogant prick, but for some reason you just can't help but like the guy.
3 - That Iraqi guy from LOST - whats not to like about an Iraqi infidel who makes his living torturing Americans?
2 - Jack Bauer - He is the man, plain and simple. You can't kill him, and even when you do, he is still alive somehow. I have to admit that this is getting to the Austin Powers point of ridiculousness.
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Tell me this is not the recipe for 24 every single episode where Jack gets in a "scuffle" with terrorists, drug dealers, traitorous co-workers.
1- The Great and Powerful Alton from the new installmant of the Gauntlet. Last episode he beat Jeremy in Capture the Flag by at least 25 feet. Which, seeing as how the length of the net is only 30 feet, is pretty freaking impressive. Unless the contest for the Gauntlet is "smallest penis wins", I don't think any of his teammates will take him down.
EA - How's that eh.........hows that novel comin eh? ya got a big stack of papers, do you? been working on that novel for quite some time now? bout three years. - Stewie, Quahog
There have been many un-finished projects along the course of my life. Including but not limited to, my on-line Beta Fighting Fish gambling website, gettng my USGA handicap to single digits, and finding answers to the questions no one asks.
EA-If you have to put a "franchise tag" on any television character, who would it be and why? - Scooter - Philly, PA
Great question, well worded and well thought out...here is a quick top 5 list. I will assume that we are talking about all television personalities both reality and regular show based.
5 - Gotta go with Gob Bluth, possibly the funniest character in a sitcom since Heathcliff Huxtible. He's Will Ferrell-esque in that any scene he's in has the potential for laugh out loud comedy. Kind of like thos awful SNL skits where Fallon and Horatio crack up because Ferrell's wearing jean shorts. If Gob says COME ON! I start giggling like a school girl.
4 - Jeff Probst - What is this like the 23rd "Survivor" show over 12 years?The one consistent factor besides incredibly attractive people in little to no clothing, is JP...he is like a mix of Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest, he is an arrogant prick, but for some reason you just can't help but like the guy.
3 - That Iraqi guy from LOST - whats not to like about an Iraqi infidel who makes his living torturing Americans?
2 - Jack Bauer - He is the man, plain and simple. You can't kill him, and even when you do, he is still alive somehow. I have to admit that this is getting to the Austin Powers point of ridiculousness.
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Tell me this is not the recipe for 24 every single episode where Jack gets in a "scuffle" with terrorists, drug dealers, traitorous co-workers.
1- The Great and Powerful Alton from the new installmant of the Gauntlet. Last episode he beat Jeremy in Capture the Flag by at least 25 feet. Which, seeing as how the length of the net is only 30 feet, is pretty freaking impressive. Unless the contest for the Gauntlet is "smallest penis wins", I don't think any of his teammates will take him down.
EA - How's that eh.........hows that novel comin eh? ya got a big stack of papers, do you? been working on that novel for quite some time now? bout three years. - Stewie, Quahog
There have been many un-finished projects along the course of my life. Including but not limited to, my on-line Beta Fighting Fish gambling website, gettng my USGA handicap to single digits, and finding answers to the questions no one asks.
posted by Eric at 8:51 p.m.
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