Pet Peeve of the Day

I hate when people don't take off their hats during their national anthem. Show some respect assholes!

Universal Joke of the Day

When you are driving down the road and you see a cyclist wearing a yellow jersey, say " Hey...is that Lance Armstrong over there?"

Works every time.

Arrasian Foolishness - The Sports Guy's Running Diary of Game 1

The Sports Guy...

10:17 – They just showed a "Dancing With the Stars" promo, which reminds me: Start TiVo-ing this show, if only for the Evander Holyfield parts. Did you ever have a quiet family member who got drunk at a wedding and decided to show off his moves on the dance floor and wasn't half-bad – except that he sported a crazy half-smile/half-intensity look the entire time, and you weren't quite sure if someone was going to be groped inappropriately? That's what we're getting with Evander every week.

My thoughts...
1. Ha ha ha! Evander Holyfield! Weird!
2. Wait a minute...was I that guy at Mark's wedding?!?!?!

NBA Finals Predictions

Here is my prediction for the Finals:

One team will win four boring defensive 76-68 type games........thats it. Just watch, its bound to happen. This is like watching a pitchers duel in baseball except there are no line drives, diving catches, remarkable double plays, dominating strikeouts. Every single out is either a pop-up to the shortstop or a bunt that went foul for a third strike. When I think of exciting players, do I think of Tim Duncan and Ben Wallace? Tony Parker and Chauncy Billups? Of course not. I think of man-child Amare Staudomire and Mr. Canada Steve Nash. The only way I am going to watch this series is if I start betting on it, which I probably will do. I would imagine the Under would be a lock in at least 5 out of 7 possible games.

Dwyane Wade reminded me of myself back in JV ball, where I would run down the court and slam into the lane trying some double clutch, behind the back flip shot that almost always missed ackwardly. What was he, like 0-6 in the fourth quarter with all 6 shots being Jordan-esque miracles. What a great way to end the season and prove to everyone that Skip Bayless is right. Wade is a hot-shot who fails to make anyone around him better. The comparisons to MJ are like saying I could be the next Ron Jeremy after an alcohol induced sexual encounter lasted 2 and a half hours. Man I love giving apt analogies. My point is, a great season is something to be proud of, a great few seasons and we can get excited, a great career then lets see whom he lines up with.

Boycott Pepsi!!!

Pepsi producst suck.......here's why:

They have this new marketing ploy where you collect points to win sports gear. Now, I drink approximately 13 mountian dews a week and have yet to hit one cap worth more than one point! Apparently the good people at Pepsi need you to drink a 20 oz. every 20 minutes to be able to afford any of their precious sports gear.

Why is the abbreviation for ounces OZ. ? That seems pretty stupid to me.

I love when McDonalds has the Monopoly game. I also love when people get the Park Place property and say "wow, I only need Boardwalk and I win a million dollars!" What idiots these guys are, there are only like 2 Boardwalks in the whole entire world, and the whole world is looking for them. Its like Charlie rationalizing about how he ate a Wonka's Scrumdiddlyumptious bar last year and it had a free sticker in it which now means that the next Wonka's bar he has will obviously have one of the 5 Golden Tickets in it. Come On!!!!