Gag Order

First post from me in quite some time, my deepest apologies to the devoted fans out there, thats right..both of you. Ba dum ching!

Here is an email I sent out to my department this morning on the cusp of the USA Ghana game. More to follow, ("yea right, maybe a month from now" you are probably saying - but I need to start devoting part of my day into being creative and funny or else I will start to become not funny nor creative. See what I mean! I cant come up with anothe word that means those words -homnyms I think they are called)

Subject Line is simply Request

Please for the love of all things pure and good in this world, can you please not give out any kind of inking of scores or score related comments on the us / ghana game and/or italy, czech republic
this includes
heavy sighs of disappointment
"three cheers for the US of A" chants
quiet sobbing or wheeping
statements like "hey eric the score of the game is ____" or "eric, usa just got scored on again and italy lost"
clapping or applause in any kind

thanks in advance for your consideration.

Eric Allen