What if God was one of us?

I think that God has been playing Tiger Woods '05 on PS2 the last couple years and for some reason, he decided to play as "Annika Sorenstam". She has been dominating, winning 8 out of her last 11 tournaments including last week's 23 under victory at the Chick-Fil-A Charity Championship. Now I know what you are thinking. Why the hell am I talking about women's sports? Honestly, I don't really know, maybe its because I haven't posted in a while and am stretching for something entertaining. When I play Tiger and win tournaments shooting 48, 53, 52, 51 for a 37 shot victory using Notah Begay, it reminds me of whats happening now in the LPGA. And then I can picture God sitting up in the clouds slamming the L1 button for extra power and really getting into it.....and that makes me laugh.

I think its about time he switches to Tiger mode and lets some of the other ladies win a couple times.