Grinding it out in Tampa

For those of you who may not know, three of the team members EA, Paul, Dan were down in Tampa this past weekend for my brother's Bachelor Party. Here are a few of my favorite memories.

• Lots of booze, lots of golf, my only complaint was that there weren't more Arrested Development quotes.
• Who can forget the classic establishment Bare Assets...or as Tom Allen calls it "Bare Nessecities/Assessities".
• The first night at dinner where there was far too much reminiscing about Mark pissing himself and not enough Chris Farley as Dom Delouise impressions.
• Watching Paul "Pac-Man" Arras chug Captain Morgan's Rum at the third tee of Highlands North (roughly 8:21 am EST).
• The Weirdist Swing Thought of the Weekend Award: To myself for thinking about Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet for some reason.
• Somehow, someway, the band at Mark's wedding has to rock out some music of "The Game".
• The "Closest to the Pin" and "Longest Drive" contests with apparently no prizes attached.
• Best Dance Sequence goes to the Kowal/Caldwell/D.Arras imitation of G.O.B Bluth's Chicken dance...its difficult hitting your approach shot when there are three idiots clucking and jerking around on the tee behind the green. My personal favorite image of the weekend.
• Thank god for free nights and weekends right C-Bass.
• Tom Allen breaking a Ripken-esque streak of 15 years without a beer by taking down a few in Ybor City.
• Uncle Al's tragic intentional miss on the 18th of Highlands giving him one stroke more than was predicted.
• Who can forget that final night out drinking? Dan Arras that's who. Its difficult going to a strip club one night and then the next to a bar. I kept expecting hot girls to start taking their clothes off to the music, it was quite frustrating.

Obviously due to the heavy binge drinking I have left out or forgotten about some other classic memories. But I will always remember the great weekend and look forward to more of the same next month at the wedding.