Random Top Ten

A possible running feature might be random top ten lists, a unique and original concept I hope to perfect. Here goes my first one.

Top Ten Ideal StepFathers

Ok, my dad is great and I love him, but just for shits and giggles, here are my next ten in line.

10. Tom Brady...he must get laid all the time. Throw some action my way big daddy.
9. Bill Gates...two reasons A- money = happiness. B- incredibly fast porn downloads on really big computer monitors.
8. Andy Dick...the flaming homosexuality bothers me, but The Assistant remains one of the top reality shows of all time for me.
7. Howard Lederer AKA the Professor...gambling all the time is fun.
6. Will Arnett...Magic tricks, the scooter, Franklin the puppet..constant entertainment.
5. Mel Kiper, Jr...We could have one hell of a fantasy football team.
4. Jay-Z...perhaps the coolest person of all-time, plus he has so many knicknames - Young Hov, Jigga, Iceberg
3. Leslie Nielsen - Surely you can't be serious? Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
2. Jesus Christ - Q - who better than our Lord and Savior?
1. Jay Bilas - A- the king of College Hoops...Duke alumni sure, but that would lead to heated debates on whether Joe Forte or Will Avery was the biggest NBA bust...good times