Arrasian Foolishness - A Walk Through the Photo Evidence
Let's glance through some of the great photos inside my brother's photo album from this past weekend.
The Album
e-mail: dpa9@cornell.edu
password: fmcornell
Not the Catholic School Girls one! The Bachelor Party one! Gawd...
Picture #
2 - We came parading out after changing into these shirts in classic Arras family style. The only thing missing was a heavy rap beat and a random appearance of Chris Fyall.
5 - The closer my dad is to the green the more clubs he has with him at the time of the shot. I'd say here, with 3 clubs, he's about 50 yards out.
7 - Possibly the best picture I've ever taken.
12 - Note that the House of Fun's two main items seem to be bongs and magic mushrooms.
13 - Damn. I can't believe we didn't make a second walk out there. I blame Dan for dropping early on Saturday. (If you haven't, note that I'm making the same gesture as I did outside House of Fun. Aren't I hilarious?) Moments later, a buxom young blonde asked us to buy beer for her. Dan stopped to talk, but Brian and I basically ran away. As we did, Brian called back. "Hooters! We're going to Hooters!! Hooters!!!" Priceless. Did I mention the word "buxom?"
16 - If Mark raises his right arm right here, he's doing the exact same gesture from my "House of Fun/Whataburger series"
24 - I'm actually not taking this picture. I don't know why I stuck my arm out like that. Maybe I was about to break into the HoF/W gesture.
40ish - I just have to comment that following behind the Dan - Kowal - Caldwell threesome was one of the more surreal periods of the trip. Someone - usually Kowal - was always doing some kind of a dance. We could only assume it had something to do with Mrs. Featherbottom (everybody check out getarrested.com). Also probably the 12 beers and handle of rum they were carrying around. PS I take credit for the rum and cokes at 8am idea. All me.
60 - I wasn't the only one wearing shorts until Danny screwed me by running back and changing. At least I didn't shave.
61 - Haha! I just realized Kowal is making the exact same face in the background of 60!
63 - From this point on, Brian basically has the exact same face in every picture.
64 - Why the devil do I look so tiny? Weird.
79 -The best part is not ever Brian remembers where this girl came from.
91 -The guy in the Yankees cap was AWESOME at dancing. You can't really tell, but he's also the oldest guy in the bar. The man was a delight.
99 - The flip-flops were a pain, but also the fact that Dan has Andro-ed up to 200 lbs and I have "poor man's dieted" down to 165 (a number claimed by the scale in the Burns's basement that even I don't really believe.) Plus, I was having a little trouble walking perfectly straight myself. Just a little.
101 - One of the all-time GREATEST pictures EVER. I mean...wow. My favorite part is Brian seems to be genuinely enjoying their company in a fairly gentlemanly fashion.
117 - Again, the HoF/W gesture. There is snow out the window in Detriot. Snow.
The Album
e-mail: dpa9@cornell.edu
password: fmcornell
Not the Catholic School Girls one! The Bachelor Party one! Gawd...
Picture #
2 - We came parading out after changing into these shirts in classic Arras family style. The only thing missing was a heavy rap beat and a random appearance of Chris Fyall.
5 - The closer my dad is to the green the more clubs he has with him at the time of the shot. I'd say here, with 3 clubs, he's about 50 yards out.
7 - Possibly the best picture I've ever taken.
12 - Note that the House of Fun's two main items seem to be bongs and magic mushrooms.
13 - Damn. I can't believe we didn't make a second walk out there. I blame Dan for dropping early on Saturday. (If you haven't, note that I'm making the same gesture as I did outside House of Fun. Aren't I hilarious?) Moments later, a buxom young blonde asked us to buy beer for her. Dan stopped to talk, but Brian and I basically ran away. As we did, Brian called back. "Hooters! We're going to Hooters!! Hooters!!!" Priceless. Did I mention the word "buxom?"
16 - If Mark raises his right arm right here, he's doing the exact same gesture from my "House of Fun/Whataburger series"
24 - I'm actually not taking this picture. I don't know why I stuck my arm out like that. Maybe I was about to break into the HoF/W gesture.
40ish - I just have to comment that following behind the Dan - Kowal - Caldwell threesome was one of the more surreal periods of the trip. Someone - usually Kowal - was always doing some kind of a dance. We could only assume it had something to do with Mrs. Featherbottom (everybody check out getarrested.com). Also probably the 12 beers and handle of rum they were carrying around. PS I take credit for the rum and cokes at 8am idea. All me.
60 - I wasn't the only one wearing shorts until Danny screwed me by running back and changing. At least I didn't shave.
61 - Haha! I just realized Kowal is making the exact same face in the background of 60!
63 - From this point on, Brian basically has the exact same face in every picture.
64 - Why the devil do I look so tiny? Weird.
79 -The best part is not ever Brian remembers where this girl came from.
91 -The guy in the Yankees cap was AWESOME at dancing. You can't really tell, but he's also the oldest guy in the bar. The man was a delight.
99 - The flip-flops were a pain, but also the fact that Dan has Andro-ed up to 200 lbs and I have "poor man's dieted" down to 165 (a number claimed by the scale in the Burns's basement that even I don't really believe.) Plus, I was having a little trouble walking perfectly straight myself. Just a little.
101 - One of the all-time GREATEST pictures EVER. I mean...wow. My favorite part is Brian seems to be genuinely enjoying their company in a fairly gentlemanly fashion.
117 - Again, the HoF/W gesture. There is snow out the window in Detriot. Snow.
posted by Prof. A at 10:38 p.m.
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