Arrasian Foolishness - Exiled

I'm in the basement of the Pepsi Center webcasting the ECAC men's hockey semifinals. (Cornell won the first game 3-0. Colgate plays some other team now, I don't care who. Go Cornell.) I have no television. I'll be watching the scoreboard on ESPN until Fyall tells me I'm using too much bandwidth and causing the hockey game to buffer for the (seriously) 1000 viewers watching the hockey. If SU loses to Vermont and I never see Hak in an orange uniform again, I will immediately leave here and drive to Worcester MA and murder Taylor Coppenrath.

I think I'll do a running diary of me NOT watching the SU game. But I have to do it in notepad or else I'll use too much bandwidth.

My name is Paul. I own a webcasting company, and today it ruined my life. (But only if SU loses.)